Affliction: Banned - The best MMA card in history!

I believe the upcoming Affliction event to be the best ever. Neither UFC nor Pride have ever put up an equivalent. This event features 8 current or former champs in both the UFC and PrideFC! INCREDIBLE.

Here’s the trailer:

Predictions:

Fedor over Silvia by submission

Barnett over Rizzo by submission

Arlovski over Rothwell by KO

Lindland over Negao by decision

Babalu over Whitehead by KO…HA HA Just kidding! By Submission

Aleksander Emelianenko over Buentello by KO

Nogueira over Dewees by submission

Belfort over Martin by KO

The Complete card can be found here: (You may have to click twice to zoom in)

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Band of the Week - Frou Frou

I know they’re pretty hip right now, what with “The Holiday” soundtrack, but the song “Let Go” is chillingly good.

Phone Books, who still uses them?

Okay, for those of you who have no internet connection, you are absolved. But for the rest of us (the other 99%) why do we continue to get phone books?
So, I’m studying, and all of a sudden my dog goes berserk. A phone book was plopped at my front door.

I open the door only to find two guys dropping the same 3-set Qwest Dex phone book series (one for the metro area, one for downtown, and one for my neighborhood.) Seriously? 3 fucking books?

So I say to the guy “Yo, can you do me a favor and take this back, I don’t need it.” Confused, he looks at me like I was some strange anomally. So he retorts, “how are you going to look stuff up?” To which I reply, “Like everyone else in the universe: on Google.”

Now the guy’s totally confused. He can only think to tell me that some automated computer system will phone me and ask if I recieved my books. He claims that if I don’t tell it “Yes” that it’ll keep trying to send me one.

Now I’m puzzled. “How would Qwest even know my number?” He returned, “Because they’re the phone company. Dex and Qwest are the same company.” “I know that,” I said condescendingly, “but I don’t have a land line. I use only my cell phone”

I’m telling you, this guy crossed his eyes at me like I was from the planet Krypton.

Disgusted, he walked away and said “I’ve never heard of that before.” And got into the elevator and took off.

Really? I only know a hand full of people who even have a land line. Where the fuck is that guy from? Last time I used a phone book was in the 90’s. It’s a complete waste of resources, from the paper used to print them, to the trucks used to transport them. And don’t feed me the bullshit that I can always recycle. Recycling only partly helps the problem, if at all. The only real way to be green is to reduce consumption in the first place.

So how does one get off the phone book list from Qwest Dex? You can’t. At least I can’t find a place anywhere on their site in which to unsubscribe. What a racket.
If anyone Does know of a method to get unsubscribed, please respond to this post and tell me how.

BARON IS GONE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!!!!

Davis leaves Warriors for Clippers

Janny Hu, Chronicle Staff Writer

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

(07-01) 19:50 PDT — The Baron Davis Era in Oakland is over.

According to league sources, the free-agent guard has agreed in principle with the Clippers on a five-year contract worth about $65 million.

The deal, which cannot be finalized until July 9, comes less than 24 hours after Davis shocked the Warriors by opting out of the final year and $17.8 million left on his contract.

The Clippers would have to renounce their rights to free-agent forward Corey Maggette before signing Davis. The sources added that Clippers forward Elton Brand, who also opted out of his deal Monday night, is close to reaching a five-year deal for about $68 million to stay in Los Angeles.

Davis’ agent, Todd Ramasar, and the Warriors did not return calls Tuesday evening.

Though it appears Golden State will now lose its franchise guard for nothing, the Warriors will gain significant salary-cap room once Davis officially signs his new deal.

According to league sources, the team reached out to ex-Warrior Gilbert Arenas on Monday night and made it known that they would offer him a deal near the five-year maximum of $100 million.

Arenas, however, is believed to be leaning toward re-signing with the Wizards, leaving the Warriors without a starting point guard unless Monta Ellis - who is a restricted free agent - returns and is ready to become their primary ballhandler.

Davis, 29, joined the Warriors in a February 2005 trade. In 2007, he and coach Don Nelson (in the first year of his return to the team) led Golden State to its first playoff berth in 13 years. Davis played all 82 games of the regular season in 2007-08, the first time he had done so since 2001-02 with Charlotte. However, the Warriors did not make the playoffs.

Talks between Davis and the Warriors on an extension this summer broke down quickly, with the length of guaranteed years at issue rather than yearly salary. Davis’ camp wanted a five-year deal, according to league sources, while the Warriors were willing to only guarantee the first two years.

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Shaq rips Kobe in rap

You’ve never seen a Shaq Attack like this.Shaquille O’Neal took the mic at a NYC club last night, unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant — blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ass tastes.”After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.Calls to Kobe’s reps were not returned.

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Crap-talking Bronco fans.

Most Bronco fans would say that’s what he deserved by going to the Raiders. Well that type of commit is about as stupid as being a Raider fan. Let’s wish this guy a quick and full recovery.

The above quote was from my buddy (who will remain nameless) who happens to be a rabid Bronco fan. He was commenting about Javon Walker and his recent assault in Vegas. You can see the story here: http://www.krustuff.com/2008/06/ex-bronco-found-fed-up.html

Notice the word “Commit” and how it doesn’t have any congruency with the sentence it’s in. Typical of a breed of people (Known as Bronco Fans) who are among the most illiterate and uneducated in the western world. Then he has the audacity to say that Raider Fans are “stupid.”

I live in Denver. I have many friends who are Bronco fans. And let me tell you, they’re all about as deep as a saucer. Toothless, inbred, uneducated dolts for the most part. Well, I’m here to tell you that these dipshits can’t tell a DB from a QB, but they’ll act as if they’re the pros from Dover. Mix in an encyclopedia every now and then Denverites.

Not to mention, all the shit-talking that goes on by these “Fans” are mere bark, devoid of any real bite. I can say this without a doubt: Not one of you Donk supporters would ever go to Oakland Coliseum and wear your jerseys. Why? Cause you’d get your ass kicked. Plain and simple. On the other hand, a Raiders fan could indeed come to Mile High and sport the Silver and Black. They could easily talk shit, and then back it up, because all of these bitch Bronco fans are pussies. ALL of them.

As a Niner fan, I have gone to a game in full regalia, and talked shit about the mothers of everyone around me. I returned unscathed, and convinced of my complete physical and mental superiority over the donk fans.

LOL. Take that mother fuckers.

Quote of the Day: Mark Twain on the French

“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. “

- Mark Twain

SEE…. I’m not the only one who’s gruff towards the French.

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Supreme Soul: America’s Best Dance Crew’s next Champions

BAY AREA REPRESENT!

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Today: A summary

Today was a very strange day.

First, I had a psyche-nursing test that I studied my ass off for. After memorizing copious notes, I felt I was ready. I ended up with 100%. Partially due to the fact that all of the answers on the Scantron were “D”!!! Yes, you’ve heard of it. The Urban legend is true, some professors fancy themselves special by doing such things. Personally, until now, I always rolled my eyes at like versions of this story. But alas, it has happened…and to me.

I kept telling myself that there was no way she (our professor) would do that. But all 56 questions were indeed “D.” I was compelled to change my answer over and over again, thinking that the next question would be THE question that wasn’t the letter D. But on and on it went. I trusted my instincts, and I was awarded a perfect grade. Many others were not so self-trusting and their grades suffered.

THEN, I went and worked out with my buddy John. Before we lifted, I dominated him at some ping-pong, because I’m the best mother fucking ping-pong player this side of Forest Gump. (seriously, I can’t be beat) Naturally, as expected, I destroyed him 12 games to none. That’s right. 12 in a row. I RuLE!

Last, I was cleaning the house watch the NBA finals, and I’m appaulled that my rooting choices are the NorCal hated rivals the LA Lakers. (if you can consider the Lakers a rival, G-State hasn’t been competitive in that head to head) and the Boston Celtics.

I HATE LA.

BUT, then again, we have the even MORE hated Celtics. Why do I hate the Celtics you ask? I’ll tell you why.
They’re the team of the Bostonians. They’re Pats fans. They’re Red Sox fans. I’m not hating on Boston. I used to like Bston fans. But since the Pats and the Red Sox finally got over the hump, they have become the most arrogant and intolerant pieces of shit in the sports world. So, PATS fan, Cheatriots, whatever, I’m forced to root for the Lakers because the greatest evil in sports going right now is you guys.

Oh, and btw, Paul Pierce was embarrassing in his post-game interview when asked how they came back, he looked up into the sky and said nothing for what seemed an eternity. No, Paul, God (a figment of your imagination) does not care about the NBA finals. He thought that was going to come off as cool, but it was nothing more than awkward. What a doof.

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Such as the Iraq

I know this has been blogged to death. But I just never tire of it. It’s comedy gold I tell you.

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